HOT STUFF

The Devil has farted in Los Angeles. Please God, pee on us.

Power's out in my neighborhood and it's 89° in my room.

Candles don't seem as romantic
to me anymore...with them being my only form of light at the moment.

Kinda scared cause I watched "Don't be afraid of the dark" two nights ago and well, with my hallway pitch black and all, well, you get my point.

Trying to fall asleep completely naked isn't working either cause: 1.I'm afraid someone will open my door and see what a REAL woman looks like lol
(why don't you just lock your door?)
Cause, I'm scared of EARTHQUAKES! What if I get locked in! Don't ask.

2. Someone walks in (younger brothers or my DAD! omg! ) aaaaand sees my vagina full frontal doing the splits status while I sleep. LMAO.

I HATE this weather:(

SUN-OF-A-BITCH it's HOT!

I can't say I'm a fan of Summer. I don't like to break a sweat unless it's in a attempt to exercise lol Now, I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm technically "OBESE" for my height, but I could be wrong lol Because I'm certain, If I weighed 120-140 LBS, I'd still bitch about how fucking hot it is outside hahaha

To add insult to injury, I wear a two piece scrub uniform to work and this terrible weather causes my uniform to stick to my body making me look like Danny Devito as The Penguin in Batman Returns.
(ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES IN THE WORLD BTW)

Happy Fathers Day

I love you Papa ♥

the truth shall set you free

I seriously was COMPLETELY aware I was away from blogging for that long lol

I blame this guy right here
and this guy too
iPhone 4 problems

and eating catastrophic amounts of food in slow motion

causing me to turn into a potato

so lets have a one of a kind ribbon-cutting ceremony to inaugurate the resurrection of that who was zombie for a whole year...ME!
Now in the words of the Terminator...I'll be back!

Wow! Longest nap EVER lol

Billy Boy

Congratulations little brother.
I love you and I'm very proud of you.

Class of 2010. First kid in our family to graduate from college. Your a wonderful and extremely intelligent young man Billy. Here's to a promising future full of life changing
achievements and memorable moments.
Good luck and never forget how special you are.

♥- kathy

Dear Satan,

Mother, you are everything BEAUTIFUL, BOLD, STRONG, COOL, UNIQUE, TOUGH, CLASSY, EXPENSIVE, HARD WORKING, LOYAL, LOVING, MEAN AND MONSTER.

Age is only a number.
A number you hate to share with ANYONE...
including your kids HAHAHA.
You really are gorgeous and only get better with age...
I mean it.

Thank you for being the best Mom a couple of food lovin kids like us could ask for.
No one loves us like you do. We are forever grateful and fearful of you lol

Happy Birthday Toots.

ps...we know what your birthday wish is.
we promise to loose weight one day LOL