WARNING!

MEN...
KEEP AWAY FROM THIS LADY

OR SHE WILL EAT YOUR DICK

I'm serious, she will eat it for breakfast, lunch AND dinner.
Chorizo burritos all the way haha

It is my pleasure to introduce to you, Thee ever popular Paquita Del Barrio
She is one of Mexico's most looked upon Ranchera songstress, especially among female audiences.
She is Legend, she is emotion, she is shot after shot of tequila, she is MAN HATER.

With songs titles such as these:
Ratas de Dos Patas ("Two-legged Rat")
Tres Veces te Engañe ("Deceived you three times")

and her signature phrase

¿Me estás oyendo, inútil?
("Are you listening to me, you good-for-nothing?")

you kidding? who wouldn't wana date this brod?

This beautiful monster of a lady is nothing short of fantastic.
Her music can bring a gal to tears and a man to his knees.
The emotion in her lyrics and performance remind us how fragile ones heart is and how heartbreak is universal at times.

oh Paquita! you work that moo-moo so well! *spank*

(now on the count of three, take out those Spanish to English translators!)
a treat for you my lovelies...enjoy*

ps..."El GRITO Mexicano"
A very popular shout thats performed when Rancheras are played
(this video is HILARIOUS. Not the BEST shout OBVIOUSLY but it brought the LOL's)

this one's a cutie hahaha

damn! got a sudden craving for Tacos!

I'm not gaaaaaay! But What I really wana do is act!

HAHAHAHAHAHA very funny "BEST WEEK EVER"
hilarious

great acting skills Adam!

"pull and down" 1:09-1:10 mark

that doesn't sound GAY at allllll!

is it me or does Adam sound A LOT like "Vita" (Patrick Swayze) from the movie

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

kinda looks like him too don't yah think? hahaha

Adam is such a fine and talented young man...

balls in the mouth or not!

oh yeah, almost forgot

*ring *ring *ring

Adam, your probably the ONLY WHITE BOY that can pull off the black hair, black nails, guyliner, drag queen makeup, and those boy on boy make out scenes better than anyone else

and still, keep us guessing.

when will we know the truth

AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW

this baby is AMERICA

make him happy Adam.

lol

Hola, Me llamo Kathy and I apparently have a small lisp , Oh! (almost forgot) I sound really MEXICAN too (the nerve) haha

"talking to guys you meet online on the phone"

BASED ON TRUE EVENTS

soooooo I thought I'd give the online dating scene a try and to my surprise, I've met some pretty nice guys!ehem...ONLINE that is, and its been hilarious to see how easy it is for someone to express themselves so openly through emails and instant messaging and then completely FREEZE & turn into MUTES once an open invitation is given to meet up in person or talk on the phone.

its exhausting haha...

(this is how I roll!...I don't do the SHY quiet girl, stares into the night owl eyes look...I DELIVER!) lol.

.sigh.
So to TOP off those frustrating positions I get myself into in hopes of finding the man of the hour

whispers* this happens...
el hombre-hello? is this Kat?
la mujer- hey there! this is Kat! haha, how are you fella?
el hombre- good____5 second silence_____how are you?
la mujer- I'm great! thanks for calling me! I'm really glad you did!
el hombre- umm_____silence_____yeah.....sure_____silence_____anytime.
(rolls eyes at this point...be nice kat)
la mujer- Thanks for the email by the way, I loved reading your review on those museums, I definitely have to check them out one day.
el hombre- yeah_____silence_____for sure.
la mujer- are you comfortable? you sound really nervous haha.
el hombre- oh_____silence_____ no I'm a little nervous haha.
la mujer- haha.
el hombre- you_____silence_____don't sound anything like I thought you would from looking at your pictures and the conversations we've had____5 second silence_____ .
la mujer- haha I'm sorry? haha how dooo I sound?
el hombre- you sound _____silence_____ REALLY MEXICAN.

you're kidding me. ..
THE END lol

This has happened to me about 3 times now haha

I've gotten the
"you sound like a CHOLA"
"you sound MEXICAN"
& "you sound really HISPANIC" LMAO!
Its not that it bothers me much
it bothers me... a little.

I'm obviously HISPANIC you DUMB-ASS!
hahahaha
it only says it on whatever profile/site we met on
and I've only mentioned it
on our convos about our backgrounds and culture
IDIOTA!
lol

Not only is it RUDE
its a major TURN OFF.

DO I SOUND LIKE GEORGE LOPEZ OR SOMETHING?

hahaha

so after hours of laughing it out with my little brother and older sister
jokes were cracked and they even baptized me with the name
"Mexican Child"

Tests were given
voice recorded
sentences were read
My life and Accent were in the hands of two professionals

the results are in
I aperantly have a small lisp
That could be whats causing my
MEXICAN ACCENT Dysmorphia
good thing we Mexicans pray to more Gods and Saints than anyone else
I'll need double the help to get me out of this one
lol

my LOVE LIFE is on the line dammit!


Adiyos! Amigos!

November 14, 1983, baby Kat is born...God help us