Hola, Me llamo Kathy and I apparently have a small lisp , Oh! (almost forgot) I sound really MEXICAN too (the nerve) haha

"talking to guys you meet online on the phone"

BASED ON TRUE EVENTS

soooooo I thought I'd give the online dating scene a try and to my surprise, I've met some pretty nice guys!ehem...ONLINE that is, and its been hilarious to see how easy it is for someone to express themselves so openly through emails and instant messaging and then completely FREEZE & turn into MUTES once an open invitation is given to meet up in person or talk on the phone.

its exhausting haha...

(this is how I roll!...I don't do the SHY quiet girl, stares into the night owl eyes look...I DELIVER!) lol.

.sigh.
So to TOP off those frustrating positions I get myself into in hopes of finding the man of the hour

whispers* this happens...
el hombre-hello? is this Kat?
la mujer- hey there! this is Kat! haha, how are you fella?
el hombre- good____5 second silence_____how are you?
la mujer- I'm great! thanks for calling me! I'm really glad you did!
el hombre- umm_____silence_____yeah.....sure_____silence_____anytime.
(rolls eyes at this point...be nice kat)
la mujer- Thanks for the email by the way, I loved reading your review on those museums, I definitely have to check them out one day.
el hombre- yeah_____silence_____for sure.
la mujer- are you comfortable? you sound really nervous haha.
el hombre- oh_____silence_____ no I'm a little nervous haha.
la mujer- haha.
el hombre- you_____silence_____don't sound anything like I thought you would from looking at your pictures and the conversations we've had____5 second silence_____ .
la mujer- haha I'm sorry? haha how dooo I sound?
el hombre- you sound _____silence_____ REALLY MEXICAN.

you're kidding me. ..
THE END lol

This has happened to me about 3 times now haha

I've gotten the
"you sound like a CHOLA"
"you sound MEXICAN"
& "you sound really HISPANIC" LMAO!
Its not that it bothers me much
it bothers me... a little.

I'm obviously HISPANIC you DUMB-ASS!
hahahaha
it only says it on whatever profile/site we met on
and I've only mentioned it
on our convos about our backgrounds and culture
IDIOTA!
lol

Not only is it RUDE
its a major TURN OFF.

DO I SOUND LIKE GEORGE LOPEZ OR SOMETHING?

hahaha

so after hours of laughing it out with my little brother and older sister
jokes were cracked and they even baptized me with the name
"Mexican Child"

Tests were given
voice recorded
sentences were read
My life and Accent were in the hands of two professionals

the results are in
I aperantly have a small lisp
That could be whats causing my
MEXICAN ACCENT Dysmorphia
good thing we Mexicans pray to more Gods and Saints than anyone else
I'll need double the help to get me out of this one
lol

my LOVE LIFE is on the line dammit!


Adiyos! Amigos!