Hey Kat, What'cha get your Grandpa for Fathers Day?

My Grampa a.k.a MACHO MAN is a big FAN of
Pan Dulce ("Mexican Sweet Bread")
He eats it every morning
after lunch
sometimes even as a midnight snack, haha.
So since Fathers day was approaching I was lost on what to get him but quickly remembered a sweet little Rockabilly Chicano store my little brother introduced me
to down in Uptown Whittier, CA.
There it was...the CHEESIEST most PERFECT gift MACHO MAN would LOVE
and surely get a kick out of...

"Concha Mirror Fuzzies"

♥They even come in a pink pastry box♥

he loved it.
(he thought they were ear muffs at first haha)

Now he can sport his favorite dessert inside his big red truck as he cruises down his senior citizen complex like a true bread pimp lol.
Love you Grandpa♥

Don't litter, make the streets glitter*

People, if there's one thing that I really really hate, is folks that LITTER.
its disgusting, ill-mannered and just plain DISRESPECTFUL to our streets, to our WORLD.

Don't let me catch yah doing it cause I'll HIGH BEAM YOUR ASS and pull my nose up at you like a pig,
YOU PIG!

I've seen it all, the dirty diapers, half full yogurt cups, sodas, cigarette butts, beer bottles, fast food bags etc... some of these things I've seen thrown out of moving cars.
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS, HOW CAN THEY DO THIS?
stop being a freakin GARBAGE PAIL KID and throw away your crap!

They should have harsher punishment laws for these rats. YES RATS.
oh, I can go on for days! Rats, Roaches, rapist of planets!

PRISON, I say. haha
and while there at it, they should throw in all the Cholos, Hookers, Druggies, child abusers, and Political Parties in there aswell! To hell with all the people who contribute in making our planet unbecoming and unfit to raise children in and live a safe clean life. Shame on you!

yes, Thank you Eddy J. for coming up with the Tittle of this blog (he threaten to sue me if I didn't give him credit haha) you little bastard lol

12:00pm LUNCH TIME! diet? what diet?

You can only imagine how hard it is working with the WHOLE Family and waiting for the clock to strike twelve for our half hour lunch break to start.
Those 30 minutes might just be the BEST 30 minutes we as brothers and sisters have ever experienced, cause truth is...

WE LOVE TO EAT

So here's the nitty gritty of our brake today...

It's Monday so naturally like many middle class Americans, we pigged out all weekend long, felt bad, talked amongst ourselves, realized how many times this happens and how many times the cycle of our piggishness ways repeats itself and decided to TAKE ACTION
(for real this time...lol) and eat a healthy meal for lunch.

we were set...
we were focused...

as we pulled into the plaza that leads to "El Pollo Loco" our dreams of eating healthy were RUINED :(

15 cars in the drive-thru!
15!
not counting the 30+ people inside the small joint.

we were like "Oh hell-to the-NO"
we only have 30 minutes yo!

next thing you know...the FAT spirits broke through the holy barrier we worked so hard to build and just like that...BAM!!!

!!!Lets go to Carl's Jr!!!

HAHAHA

we'll get on a diet tomorrow...promise.

Remember the game M.A.S.H ? I sure do!

I was pretty much the girl that ended up living in a Shack, Marrying the school janitor instead of my dreamy classmate, popping out 7 kids, and driving the neighborhood ice cream truck.

who could EVER forget THAT haha

15 years later...

I'm living at home, single, no kids, and hoping the ice cream truck drives by my house lol.