Tuesday, August 4, 2009

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

The happiest place on earth decided to pump up the price of admission for the hundredth time since 1955
$72 just for a single day park ticket
I cannot believe it

$97 for a ONE DAY park hopper ticket

$143 for a TWO DAY park hopper ticket

I don't know guys
I'm completely flabbergasted by this

check this out

it increased 3-6 bucks every year after that
gosh, I suddenly feel naked
and homeless

Why Disney Why?!!!!
I mean they're obviously aware of the economic crisis AMERICA is going through
right?
what could have caused this?
could it have been...

overpopulation of strollers and infants?!
I knew there was a valid reason behind this preposterous admission disgrace!

THANK YOU STROLLER MOMSTERS!
SEE! I knew this day would come.
JUST REMEMBER ONE THING LADY
your kid won't remember shit!
thanks a lot
ugh...back to working two jobs just to feel the magic.

maybe now with those extra millions they can finally
oh i don't know PLANT MORE TREES or TENTS FOR LONG LINES IN THE HOT SUN!
OH YEAH and maybe afford to add some FLAVOR TO THERE EXPENSIVE FOOD!!!
like SALT! hahaha

this is an abomination


1 comment:

  1. Now also research how much the price of coca cola has gone up..or gas...or minimum wage. and inflation!

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