Dear Satan,

Mother, you are everything BEAUTIFUL, BOLD, STRONG, COOL, UNIQUE, TOUGH, CLASSY, EXPENSIVE, HARD WORKING, LOYAL, LOVING, MEAN AND MONSTER.

Age is only a number.
A number you hate to share with ANYONE...
including your kids HAHAHA.
You really are gorgeous and only get better with age...
I mean it.

Thank you for being the best Mom a couple of food lovin kids like us could ask for.
No one loves us like you do. We are forever grateful and fearful of you lol

Happy Birthday Toots.

ps...we know what your birthday wish is.
we promise to loose weight one day LOL

To: My Luvsong Coconut Baby Peet♥

you are my world.
if you hurt, I hurt, we all hurt.
hope you feel better soon little buddy♥

Loteria♥

Who didn't LOVE playing Loteria as a kid!?
Didn't have pennies? NO WORRIES! Beans worked just fine haha

This is a party FAVE. Gets people excited and on the edge of their seats especially towards the end. Gets them even crazier when there's cash involved or a prize of some sort.

THINGS YOU'LL NEED:
1. beans or pennies to use as your "bingo dots"
2. a volunteer to read the Spanish Lottery cards out loud
(your white friend will do just fine lol TRUST ME...hilarious)
3. gamble money (quarters are the way to go!) OR dollar bills for those baller status buddies of yours that aren't being affected by the financial crisis going on in America :) hehe

I remember laughing as a kid with my cousins cause you could see the mermaids boobies lol