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The Devil has farted in Los Angeles. Please God, pee on us.

Power's out in my neighborhood and it's 89° in my room.

Candles don't seem as romantic
to me anymore...with them being my only form of light at the moment.

Kinda scared cause I watched "Don't be afraid of the dark" two nights ago and well, with my hallway pitch black and all, well, you get my point.

Trying to fall asleep completely naked isn't working either cause: 1.I'm afraid someone will open my door and see what a REAL woman looks like lol
(why don't you just lock your door?)
Cause, I'm scared of EARTHQUAKES! What if I get locked in! Don't ask.

2. Someone walks in (younger brothers or my DAD! omg! ) aaaaand sees my vagina full frontal doing the splits status while I sleep. LMAO.

I HATE this weather:(

SUN-OF-A-BITCH it's HOT!

I can't say I'm a fan of Summer. I don't like to break a sweat unless it's in a attempt to exercise lol Now, I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm technically "OBESE" for my height, but I could be wrong lol Because I'm certain, If I weighed 120-140 LBS, I'd still bitch about how fucking hot it is outside hahaha

To add insult to injury, I wear a two piece scrub uniform to work and this terrible weather causes my uniform to stick to my body making me look like Danny Devito as The Penguin in Batman Returns.
(ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES IN THE WORLD BTW)

Happy Fathers Day

I love you Papa ♥

the truth shall set you free

I seriously was COMPLETELY aware I was away from blogging for that long lol

I blame this guy right here
and this guy too
iPhone 4 problems

and eating catastrophic amounts of food in slow motion

causing me to turn into a potato

so lets have a one of a kind ribbon-cutting ceremony to inaugurate the resurrection of that who was zombie for a whole year...ME!
Now in the words of the Terminator...I'll be back!

Wow! Longest nap EVER lol