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The Devil has farted in Los Angeles. Please God, pee on us.

Power's out in my neighborhood and it's 89° in my room.

Candles don't seem as romantic
to me anymore...with them being my only form of light at the moment.

Kinda scared cause I watched "Don't be afraid of the dark" two nights ago and well, with my hallway pitch black and all, well, you get my point.

Trying to fall asleep completely naked isn't working either cause: 1.I'm afraid someone will open my door and see what a REAL woman looks like lol
(why don't you just lock your door?)
Cause, I'm scared of EARTHQUAKES! What if I get locked in! Don't ask.

2. Someone walks in (younger brothers or my DAD! omg! ) aaaaand sees my vagina full frontal doing the splits status while I sleep. LMAO.

I HATE this weather:(