Chonies

I hate them. I don't wear them. what for! I mean they don't make them wide enough for my ass, so ya, I go commando like all the time.

Even as a baby, diapers were just way too small for me. I usually had scotch tape holding them together lol

My mom thinks it's disgusting (this coming from someone who irons their socks)

I don't even sweat the "maybe's" or "what if's".
Like "What if the bank I'm in gets robbed and the robbers have everyone pull their pants down and I refuse to do so and have no other choice cause they have me at gun point. what then? well then I guess...say hi to my vagina.

As much as I dislike them, I gotta wear them once a month when on my period. So you best believe when I wear a pair, they'll be the most comfortable, most unattractive pair of underwear you'll ever set eyes on.