Wednesday, May 30, 2012

♪You know it's hard out here for a Chick♪

Today's topic was supposed to be about the struggles women deal with when having to go pee. Our vaginas don't have disgusting elephant trunk like features, so any chance of peeing out in the wild is rather messy.

I've always wished for some type of magical contraption that one can just slap on and pee away. I searched and I found! Can't believe I didn't know about this before!

Ladies and Gentlemen...It is with great pleasure, that I present to you, a very funny but creative
invention...
Pretty cool, huh?! I mean, it ain't no cool girl penis you can just pull out whenever, but it's better than poppin a squat and getting pee all over ya.
Even though this is a HUGE help for those inconvenient emergencies, I still have hope that one day someone will invent a suction cup like gadget that washes, powders, and dries my lady parts.

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