Nails are for Snails

I recently took off my half inch long acrylic nails because I realized I couldn't do a GODDAMN thing with them. To all those hardcore committed ladies out there that NEVER miss their two week appointments... how the hell do you do it?! I'm ESPECIALLY talking to my GHETTO FAB females with them wolverine claws lol
The idea of getting them done for a wedding seemed great, up until I had use my hands to do things haha. I couldn't type, button/unbutton my clothes or (WARNING!) wipe my ass. Yup, true story, folks.
On top of being useless tools, they're lethal too! I coulda sworn they cut me when pampering my "BFF" Vajay lol
OMG, and don't get me started on sex. A total nightmare! Kat a.k.a Freddy Krueger. You get the picture. That's where I draw the line!

I CHALLENGE anyone to debunk my opinion on this and tackle a full day of errands, household chores and personal hygiene, without struggling and looking absolutely ridiculous.
Short, clean and the occasional red nail polish is what I think I'll stick to from now on♥

Hope there's no hard feelings with my nail lady, Tina.