Oreo lovers unite!

For those that boycotted Oreo for posting a rainbow filled Oreo cookie on their Facebook page, in celebration and support of LGBT pride month, by all means, give all your cookies to me. I shall eat every one of them. I love Oreos♥
What's wrong with you?! Are you NUTS?!! This is probably the best cookie known to man! Even nursing babies give it the thumbs up!
It's so sad that something so small gets hounded by close minded individuals. What a bunch of hating bullies you people are. Folks are actually serious about NEVER buying Nabisco products every again! hahaha. Do you honestly not have anything better to do with your time than waste it getting worked up over a cookie? hahaha. Think about it.

Oh yeah, one more thing...

You do know your kids hate you right now, right? lol

Hair Trail

When men have their stomachs exposed and I see a trail of dark hair tornadoing down their belly button, it only tells me they have an even darker bush, waiting to surprise their next victim. Men should DEFINITELY be subjected to the same standards as women and be required to do three important things, so straight women and gay men don't find them disgusting: 1. Shave (manscaping is cool) 2.Wax 3.Laser.

No one likes a fro down below guys. You can thank me later!;)

Black Girl Booty

I think God was interrupted when drawing the black female posterior and that ink just kept on running and expanding. God was like "oh shit! Time's running out! I gotta turn this in NOW cause tomorrow's day 7! my day off, son!" I can never figure out where they get their jeans, dude! They fit so snug and they still wear a belt! lol

Mr. Treadmill Man

Got on the treadmill today, hoping my ass wouldn't fall off and slam into the wall like last time. I did REALLY GOOD!!! It's funny how things traumatize you. When I fell, everything felt like slow motion (even my desperate call for help) lol.

Once my mom ran to turn off the power switch, the adrenaline had worn off and I could feel the rubber burns on my knees and elbows. I went from burning fat to burning rubber. I swore to the heavens never to get on that mother fucking killing machine ever again and just stick to running at the park across the street. I guess after a while, I started to see it as a scary object. Kinda how like Mikey from "Look Who's Talking Too" sees Mr. Toilet Man.
After a few run-ins with Mr. Treadmill Man, I finally got the courage to hop on and get over my fear, only this time I wear the emergency clip and NEVER close my eyes lol.